You're So Rude
Lyrics and Music: McLagan, Lane

My mom she likes you 
She thinks your swell 
Got the makings of a dance hall girl 
Your lowcut frock and your birds nest hair 
Stepping up heels and the way that you smell  
She says to take you back 
To see my folks again
On Sunday

Why it looks as though theres nobody in  
They've all went out to see my  Auntie Renny 
Don't you worry you just come right in 
I'm sure we'll pass the time til they come home 
Well let me take your coat
Take off your shoes, warm your toes
Try the sofa  

Its getting dark we'll miss the late night bus 
It's only eight but I'm not taking any chances  
Whats that noise why'd they come back so soon 
Straighten your dress you're really looking a mess 
I'll wet my sox pretend we just got caught in the rain 
Oh your so rude