Almost Illegal Lyrics and Music: Stewart, Taylor Yeah, I said yeah I remember the first time that I ever seen her face I was standing by the drug store trying to save the human race Took a raincheck on a blind date to get her prescription filled We had a short talk and a long walk through the lazy cottonfield It was hot - she was cool and sultry We made love - I was broke and lonely She's wonderful, so beautiful So delectable, she's mine She's desirable, so lovable And it's criminal, almost illegal Well we woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout Get away, boy, from my daughter When a shotgun rang out we took off She was right behind me ran like the wind What a crazy lady She's fabulous, so sensuous She's marvelous, she's mine I'm delirious, it's serious Kinda dangerous, almost illegal Bring it down now we had a one child by the Springtime and another on the way I got a new life and a good wife, ain't that amazing grace It was hot - she was cool and sultry We made love - I was broke and lonely She's wonderful, she's beautiful She's desirable, she's mine I'm delirious, she's serious It's kinda dangerous, almost illegal Wonderful, so beautiful She's not a radical, but she's mine She's fabulous, so sensuous And it's marvelous, almost illegal Beautiful and she's wonderful So desirable, almost illegal